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Odd Oddvar - Gets 1. Division Podium

Written by Team Formand United at 22:08 23/2-2024

  No one really believed the nutty Team Manager Ebbe Spas, but finally his dreams about Team Galacticos of Cycling seem realistic.
  
  The short, but demanding hill mountain spectacle Tour of Patryk Drozdowski Trophy Cup was the scene today. And it was as often before Team Formand United's crazy Norwegian that was close to rack the buffet.
  
  It it wasn't for an off day at the second stage, where he went no. 18, "Odd Oddvar Helgesen really impressed and ended on the podium with a Bronze medal around his thin neck.
  
  - I am just so super happy. It feels like making love to Polish women while eating myse cheese from Norway. Just a wonderful feeling, this day, Oddvar said to the press and waved his flag.
  
  - But I could not have done this with out the superb help from my team, especially De Smedt and Ullberg did some amazing work on the downhills at the last stage, while I was chilling on the bike swallowing Dr. Ferrari's DynEPO müsli bars.
  
  - I have said so many times before that we have a strong team and a strong commitment making a difference at the cycling scene. Today we will donate the winning price to homeless monkeys, and I will swear that we will stay here in Division 1 for long now, Ebbe Spas, Team Manager added together with Chris Boardman from the board. .
  
  Helgesen is after the strong result ranked better than ever as 28th in the World.

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Comments


Team Formand United at 17:00 9/4-2024
  And now no. 19 in the World for Oddie!

Team Formand United at 17:46 23/3-2024
  And now 22!

Team Formand United at 20:40 7/3-2024
  And now! Oddie is no. 31 in the World and Norwegian Champion finally! Can wear the jersey in his next race

Team Formand United at 16:04 27/2-2024
  Oddvar was too slow to sign up for the Vuelta de los Castillos, but he will be back!

Team Formand United at 15:58 27/2-2024
  Let's hope so!

Schiavi di Don at 09:29 27/2-2024
  Great result in a Div1 Cup, first of many!

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